Not straight,
Christian,
Eagle Scout,
in the closet.
Nice to meet you.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Clara was jealous and called Rose a bitch, but it got lost in translation.
(Source: gallifreyans)
casually avoiding death
omfg, i can’t stop laughing
O.O
wtf, 4 times. he doesnt even give a shit anymore after the 2nd time!
The loop just makes it seem like he’s playing extreme frogger.
(Source: quetedijewn)
sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to diss a brie
I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
Everybody’s cooking with mozz strings.
This is either going to be gouda or very cheesy
Drag for your creative curse
testicle bisquit
delicious
nut nibbler
okay
rectum nugget
Piss gargler
ah yes I have a new insult
nipple pincher
tampon licker
pecker pooper
And here we see the birth of my 2 new favourite phrases
tampon eater
cunt lips
bitch nugget
Fetus sucker
Voldemort’s nipples
war kills people from the inside out sometimes
“In war, there are no unwounded soldiers.”
i think i’ve posted this before but it’s so powerful
Security camera clips that make the news usually show bad things, but Coke decided to “look at the world a little differently” in this heartwarming viral video. They found security camera footage from around the world showing happy moments: people stealing kisses instead of possessions, dealing potato chips instead of drugs, and offering car assistance rather than road rage. [x]
I really enjoy this advert.
So lovely! I wish everybody was kind.
(Source: l1ar)
People that think they are going to be magically independent when they become 18.
cookie dough ice cream more like ew why
unfollowed
blocked
reported
Arrested
beheaded
burned at the stake
ashes scattered to the wind
Ashes collected and mixed into cookie dough
????? jeus fuckign christ
Cookie dough mixed into cookie dough ice cream.
(Source: vulcanist)
8 Year old girl from Dublin tries to get her school demolished… Just listen.
every follower has to hear this.
THIS IS THE 3RD ME I REBLOGGED THIS
This is fucking hilarious. Try this in Murica and watch the authorities arrest an 8 year old.
(Source: justaskinnyboy.com)