Just a human who falls in love with other humans. Am I any different?
ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers
Fun shark attack facts:
- In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.
- Humans are assholes.
- Sharks are not assholes.
- Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
How the fuck do you get injured by an air freshener?
you are not fat
you have fat
you also have fingernails
you are not fingernail
"I have more fat than you do" sounds nicer than "I have more fingernails than you do"