Not straight,
Christian,
Eagle Scout,
in the closet.
Nice to meet you.

 

scyko:

txlover:

iseeyougomez:

marked-skin:

fat-thin-skinny:

casually avoiding death

omfg, i can’t stop laughing

O.O

wtf, 4 times. he doesnt even give a shit anymore after the 2nd time!

The loop just makes it seem like he’s playing extreme frogger.

scyko:

txlover:

iseeyougomez:

marked-skin:

fat-thin-skinny:

casually avoiding death

omfg, i can’t stop laughing

O.O

wtf, 4 times. he doesnt even give a shit anymore after the 2nd time!

The loop just makes it seem like he’s playing extreme frogger.

(Source: quetedijewn)

moonblossom:

foolishcaptainkia:

gothamshitty:

kushdrinker:

sweet dreams are made of cheese

who am I to diss a brie

I cheddar the world and the feta cheese

Everybody’s cooking with mozz strings.

This is either going to be gouda or very cheesy

caramelchocolatemilk:

suicideattempt-one:

c-rackedd:

everyones-an-asshole:

normanbecile:

zombiegiraffes:

peterwalteri:

alivingwhisper:

akurokustalker:

a-clever-likely:

Drag for your creative curse

testicle bisquit

delicious

nut nibbler

okay

rectum nugget

Piss gargler

ah yes I have a new insult

nipple pincher

tampon licker

pecker pooper

And here we see the birth of my 2 new favourite phrases

tampon eater

cunt lips

bitch nugget

Fetus sucker

Voldemort’s nipples

giddy-stratospheres:

war kills people from the inside out sometimes

“In war, there are no unwounded soldiers.”

i think i’ve posted this before but it’s so powerful

arts-and-crafts-and-nail-art:

gogreen-fuckavegetarian:

Security camera clips that make the news usually show bad things, but Coke decided to “look at the world a little differently” in this heartwarming viral video. They found security camera footage from around the world showing happy moments: people stealing kisses instead of possessions, dealing potato chips instead of drugs, and offering car assistance rather than road rage. [x]

I really enjoy this advert.

So lovely! I wish everybody was kind.

ohnovak:

whales-gather-here:

teashoesandhair:

ellathemagicdragon:

letsgetbloggin:

loveisharmony:

afuckinglesbian:

catswithbenefits:

scraggay:

ohnovak:

cookie dough ice cream more like ew why

unfollowed

blocked

reported

Arrested

beheaded

burned at the stake

ashes scattered to the wind

Ashes collected and mixed into cookie dough

????? jeus fuckign christ

Cookie dough mixed into cookie dough ice cream.

(Source: vulcanist)

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missmurderkins:

victoriayny:

balphesian:

madimpossible:

sibilidomdom:

8 Year old girl from Dublin tries to get her school demolished… Just listen.

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#Moriarty’s daughter

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every follower has to hear this.

THIS IS THE 3RD ME I REBLOGGED THIS

This is fucking hilarious. Try this in Murica and watch the authorities arrest an 8 year old.

(Source: justaskinnyboy.com)